Thursday, September 23, 2010

Really Bad Ideas for Anyone with Morning Sickness

1. The Costco tire department

2. Watching the security guard eat a whole bag of Funyuns at 8:30 am.

3. Cleaning out your office refrigerator.  Did I really forget about that crawfish gumbo from 2 months ago???

4. Watching any food challenge on "Man v. Food"

5. Walking down the busiest hallway at work. I have the smelling sense of a bloodhound when it comes to body odor and gas emissions. People- you arent getting away with it.

6. Being within 100 feet of your husband emptying out bad sauerkraut into the garbage disposal.

7. Captain D's. It sounds like a great idea for about 10 minutes. Then you eat it.

8. The office cafeteria that exudes the smell of bacon lard 8 hours a day.

9. Cleaning up your cat's green hairballs.

10. Cleaning up your cat's litter box. Oh wait... I've enslaved Nate into doing that. :) How convenient.

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