Friday, December 30, 2011

Introducing our Newest Giant Microbe

Here is our new good buddy "Stomach Ache" from my favorite gift giving site, Giant Microbes.  Yes, I know, I am weird.

Now we can bring him out every Christmas to hopefully laugh at our First Christmas as a family. Isn't he mean??! Look at those beady eyes. Nate also has Tuberculosis from his unfortunate bout with a positive skin test and 9 months of antibiotics that most definitely didn't increase our odds of getting pregnant.  I have Ebola and Black Plague that I displayed in my law office. Ebola for my childhood desire to be a virologist. Black Plague for my medieval studies obsession.

And I dont know why I spent so much money on IVF.  I could buy some eggs for $12.95 right here. Male Factor? Your problem is solved.

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